Narcolepsy

Yeah, this photo has nothing to do with anything.

I actually went to class today, but the Vicodin is making things fuzzy. I remember something about Romans killing some people.... Guess that was a redundant statement. I keep getting these surprised and puzzled looks from people. First they see me and think, "That is one ugly monkey. It must have escaped from the zoo." Then they realize that they know me and wonder, "How many branches did he hit falling out of the ugly tree?" By this time they realize that it's all over their face, but they try to act like nothing is wrong and they manage to eek out a feeble "Hi, Bart. How's it going?" Of course I'm cracking up as I watch the comedy unfold on everyone's face. It serves them right for mistaking me for a monkey! Haha.